i can’t wait to get high
high on that dank ass word of the lord
don’t do drugs
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
or what it’s actually called; Northern Lights
Me discussing Nash Grier with a friend
Disney Villains over the years.
here’s an update :)
“I WAS SNUBBED BY THE BEAR!”
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
just all the time
99.99% of these notes are girls.
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective